He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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