so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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