Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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