I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
My vagina just clenched in fear
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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