I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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