I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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