I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I want to have your abortion
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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