But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
