I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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