i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
We are all done wearing pants today
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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