i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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