let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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