i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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