Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Less talking, more tequila
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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