how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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