i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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