Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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