I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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