i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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