Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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