One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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