everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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