K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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