i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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