To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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