flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
i think im in europe. pls send help
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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