Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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