I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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