Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Hippo gnu deer
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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