Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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