Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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