I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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