If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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