U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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