this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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