Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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