Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
