Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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