would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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