no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You made out with two different species that night
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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