yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so let's talk penis.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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