I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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