Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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