Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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