I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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