i barfeds in our rink
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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