do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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