There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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