For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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