is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
You did what with his pubic hair?
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