Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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