Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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