Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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