I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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