apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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