you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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